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The Reclusive Spiritualist, Eeba Shabeeba, Meditates.
Through a special arrangement with us, the reclusive
spiritualist, Eeba Shabeeba, has successfully made contact with Titanic
Thompson.
Mr. Shabeeba will channel any email question you may have directly to
Titanic. Any question Titanic chooses to answer, will be published on this
website.
The following is the very first exchange between the reclusive Eeba
Shabeeba and Titanic Thompson.
Question from Eeba Shabeeba:
Hello Titanic Thompson. Eeba Shabeeba here. The very first question I have
for you today is from
T. S. of Providence, RI --
“ Titanic. In one-on-one match play against Tiger Woods, how do you
think you would do if you played him today?”
Answer from Titanic Thompson:
“I am a big fan of Tiger Woods. The young man has awesome physical
abilities, incredible mental toughness and Hogan-like emotional composure,
(except when he holes a great putt). And his confidence, well, he reminds
me of myself. Now, to answer your question. In match play, I honestly do
not believe that today I could beat Tiger by more than one up.....but
after all, I will be 108 years old on November 30.”
ES: From C.
W. of Dearborn, MI--
“Hello Titanic. I am a big golf fan and with all the snow we have up
here, when I can’t play golf in the winter, I sure would like to see a
movie about you. I have made up a list of actors who might be able to play
the role of Titanic Thompson. So, if you would, please give me your
comments about each one.”
TT: ”Through the years, my family
and I have been approached by a lot of Hollywood people who wanted to make
a movie about me. Of course they needed the OK from me and my family, and
were pretty surprised to find out there was no Thompson family. “Titanic
Thompson” was just a character I created just like Red Skelton created
Clem Kaddiddlehopper and Bob Kane created Batman. The only people in your
world who have the legal right to make a movie about me, Alvin Clarence
Thomas, are the folks who put up this website.
OK. I am looking at your list of actors, and as always, I will be frank in
my opinion.
1. Brad Pitt -- What I like about this boy is that I hear he was born in
Oklahoma not far from the Arkansas/Missouri area where I was born on
November 30, 1892. So, he might understand a little about me. But, he sure
doesn’t look much like me.
2. Keanu Reeves -- You know, this guy does kinda look like me,
especially those eyes of his. Who knows?
3. Tim Robbins -- I’ll tell you, I worked real hard and real smart at
what I did and left nothing to chance. This Robbins guy has a little
twinkle in his eye, too, and looks like he is smart enough to play me.
Maybe direct the whole thing.
4. Tom Hanks -- Damn! He can play anything. Good actor in comedies,
drama....but I just wonder if he is a good enough athlete? You know what I
mean? They have stunt men and all that...so, you never know who really did
what.
5. Clint Eastwood -- One problem in dealing with Hollywood is that some of
these big stars are walled off from us real folks who try to reach them.
It’s kinda like the old Kings and their court...it’s hard to get to
those Kings, like Eastwood, because the smartest guy in his court has
other people he wants the King to talk to. There was a time when I thought
Eastwood would have been perfect to play me, and we sure tried hard to get
a message to him. But, the smartest guy in his court who had his ear, made
sure he never got the message, and turned him another way...his way. But
even today, I am a big fan of Eastwood and he would make a great director
for my film.
You know, I’ve got to cut this short because...”
ES: “Please ! Could we
continue for just a moment more? I was hoping to ask you about several
other Hollywood actors, one which I personally think would make a great
Titanic Thompson. He has the same courage and natural good looks that you
had and ...”
TT: ”Sorry. That’s it Eeba. I have
a golf match with Ruth, Hogan, and some guy named Alexander who says
he’s “Great”. So, goodbye for now.”
Thus ended the first psychic
conversation between
the reclusive spiritualist, Eeba Shabeeba, and Titanic Thompson.
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